How to sober up fast
If you are currently under the influence of alcohol, and trying to figure out how to sober up fast – this article is for you! The only true fix for sobering up is time, although there are a 5 tips that help speed the process up a bit. Don’t even think about driving home, call a friend or family member.
#1 EAT SOMETHING
One of most effective ways to sober up in a hurry is by eating something. Some foods work better than others, such as foods which contain a large amount of grease. A salad, for example, is too light and wouldn’t be the best choice. A big juicy burger paired with onion rings should do the trick, so worrying about calorie intake at this point is futile. The grease coats the stomach, which slows the amount of time it takes for the alcohol to be absorbed into your system. So whether you’re trying to sober up before getting home at night, or just wanting to feel better the next morning, greasy is always the way to go
Staying properly hydrated is key when trying to combat your hangover because alcohol severely depletes the body’s electrolytes. A good trick to make sure you’re hydrating efficiently is to drink 8oz of water after each drink consumed. Your body needs electrolytes to recover. If you can, get a Hangover Prevention Kit – It contains 5 different ingredients to help prevent a nasty hangover. Blowfish also helps.
#3 SLEEP RESPONSIBLY
Now that you have some food and water in your stomach, it’s time to get some rest. Sleeping gives your body the necessary amount of time to flush the alcohol out of your system. The only true cure for a hangover is time, so you should do yourself a favor after a long night of drinking, and plan ahead to get at least 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep. You’ll be thankful you did once that alarm goes off, reality hits you, and you need to quickly start getting ready for class or work. Be sure to sleep on your side, not on your back.
#4 CAFFEINATED ASSISTANCE
There’s a big misconception in our society that coffee can help sober a drunk person up. Well, guess what? It’s not in any way true… Caffeine can assist with the depressant effects from alcohol and cause you to become more alert, but it in no way sobers you up, or lowers your BAC (Blood Alcohol Content) level. What you’ll have on your hands after giving an intoxicated person coffee is nothing more than a drunk with more energy. Their thinking/judgement is still quite impaired, and coffee should never, ever be the quick fix before getting into your vehicle and attempting to get yourself home after consuming overabundance of alcohol.
#5 CEASE CONSUMPTION IMMEDIATELY
If time is the only true cure for a hangover, it only makes sense that you have to stop drinking in order to begin the sobering up process. For every 1 drink you consume, it takes approximately 1 full hour for it to be completely processed by the body. So, if you consume 4 drinks within an hour’s time, it will take approximately 4 hours after your very last sip until it’s totally out of your system. In other words, if you have something important to accomplish in your day (or the following day), be sure to drink responsibly. Consider purchasing a breathalyzer to calculate your BAC, it is smart to check yourself before you wreck yourself.
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What is the quickest way to sober up?
This is the fastest way to feel alert. Caffeine is a game changer. It does not break down alcohol in your body. Just because you feel aware doesn’t mean you aren’t impaired, or intoxicated, by the alcohol in your system. It might make you aware, but that doesn’t mean you should assume you are in complete control of yourself.
Cold showers do not lower your BAC level. Cold showers will make you feel alert for a short period of time, but you’re still impaired. In all reality, you are feeling the shock of the coldness. If you are extremely impaired, you could go unconscious which is a danger. If someone uses this approach, it’s wise to let another person know of this – in case something goes wrong.
Eating + Drinking
Eating before, during, and after a drinking session can help slow alcohol absorption into your blood. If you drink plenty of water when drinking it can help flush toxins and dehydration issues that arise. Fruit juices are great because they have fructose, vitamins, and can help the liver flush out alcohol. Drinking juice can help metabolize alcohol, but it won’t impact the symptoms of intoxication, nor will it bring down your BAC level.
This is the best way to sober up. Your body can recovery and rest. It lets the body naturally get alcohol out of its system. Even taking a quick nap can help you. The more sleep you get, the more sober you feel, and that gives you time to metabolize and excrete the alcohol.
This can wake up your body, and make it more alert. It can help metabolize the alcohol quicker. There is some evidence that exercising can help you metabolize the alcohol faster.
Carbon / Charcoal
Some people have said that carbon/charcoal capsules can help with sobering.