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Empire Glassworks

Empire Glassworks' large penis pipe is the ultimate way to blow off (or perhaps in) some steam. With a modest 6.5-inch length and deep bowl, the primary purpose will never...
Empire Glassworks' large penis pipe is the ultimate way to blow off (or perhaps in) some steam. With a modest 6.5-inch length and deep bowl, the primary purpose will never...
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Empire Glassworks' large penis pipe is the ultimate way to blow off (or perhaps in) some steam. With a modest 6.5-inch length and deep bowl, the primary purpose will never go down on you. 

(That means it will never stop you from taking deeper hits off the tobacco or dry herbs you love. Get your mind out of the gutter!)

In all seriousness, the scale, the meticulously placed folds, and the intricate "veining" details make this a hilarious conversation piece as well as a great gag gift at the next bachelorette (or bachelor) party, even if it does cause a few red faces from the more prudish among you.

And speaking of holy matrimony, one can safely assume Empire Glassworks' large penis pipe's sturdy, thick American-made glass would outlast whatever marriage dares to go up against it. That is because it is crafted from a glass type called borosilicate, which combines silica and boron trioxide for a substance more resistant to thermal shock than any related material. If you are wondering what that is exactly, thermal shock is when the stress that forms from differential expansion exceeds the glass's strength, which can lead to cracking. And there's nothing worse than a broken penis ... pipe!

Empire Glassworks' creation will stand forever erect, and it doesn't even need a blue pill to do it.
Empire Glassworks' large penis pipe is the ultimate way to blow off (or perhaps in) some steam. With a modest 6.5-inch length and deep bowl, the primary purpose will never go down on you. 

(That means it will never stop you from taking deeper hits off the tobacco or dry herbs you love. Get your mind out of the gutter!)

In all seriousness, the scale, the meticulously placed folds, and the intricate "veining" details make this a hilarious conversation piece as well as a great gag gift at the next bachelorette (or bachelor) party, even if it does cause a few red faces from the more prudish among you.

And speaking of holy matrimony, one can safely assume Empire Glassworks' large penis pipe's sturdy, thick American-made glass would outlast whatever marriage dares to go up against it. That is because it is crafted from a glass type called borosilicate, which combines silica and boron trioxide for a substance more resistant to thermal shock than any related material. If you are wondering what that is exactly, thermal shock is when the stress that forms from differential expansion exceeds the glass's strength, which can lead to cracking. And there's nothing worse than a broken penis ... pipe!

Empire Glassworks' creation will stand forever erect, and it doesn't even need a blue pill to do it.

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