The Empire Glassworks Small Penis Pipe might be that perfect gift for the person who has (almost) everything. Small but mighty, this sturdy 4” Empire Glassworks Small Penis pipe proves that it’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog. Smooth and heavy to the touch, the Small Penis Pipe is made with thick, long-lasting, durable glass that feels naturally satisfying when you hold it in your hand or pass it to someone else to admire up close. Lovingly detailed with glass overlays that give the piece a delicate, vein-like pattern up, down, and around the stem, the pipe comes -- as you might expect -- with a thick, rounded mouthpiece and a side carb. Just put your lips together and...blow. The deep, generous bowl holds whatever you want to put in there and is made to take a large load of tobacco or dried herbs. The Small Penis Pipe comes in four very distinctive candy colors of bubblegum pink, sweet black licorice, grape-drink purple, and a marbled gray that all look -- well, good enough to eat. Do we even need to mention that this pipe is hand-blown? Whether for your own personal use or as a distinctive gift they’ll never forget, the Empire Glassworks Small Penis pipe stands out unforgettably from all the rest.